Jimmy Hopkins vs Yandere chan: Death Battle

Chedda: The skills have been checked and the battlefield has been set 

Chuck: Let's see exactly who rules the school, its time for a DEATH BATTLE

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Crack Crack Crack

“Haha, good one Jimmy, you've got some good aim”

“Yeah well, I've had practice”

Covered by the night sky, several students stood in front of Akademi High School with white eggs firmly held in their hands.While most of these students wore black school uniforms and pompadours, one of them stood out from the rest. This student wore a white buttoned up shirt covered by a Bullworth coat, a pair of jeans, and had his hair shaved down, making his ginger hair barely noticeable. This student went by the name of Jimmy Hopkins.

“You know Jimmy when I heard we were getting an exchange student I thought we were gonna get another of these baby-faced dweebs, but ya know what, you're alright” spoke one of the delinquents.

“Yeah Jimmy, you're pretty hardcore”

“You guys ain’t too bad yourselves” said Jimmy before tossing another egg at the wall of the school. “You're all a step up from the numbskulls I had to deal with at Bullworth”

“Yeah okay guys, if we’re all done kissing each other's asses I don’t plan on being here all night so I’m gonna head out” spoke one of the rougher looking of the bunch.

“Yeah It is about that time, you comin Jimmy?” said one of the delinquents as the others began grabbing their bikes:

“Nah you guys go on ahead, I left a few of my things in my locker” said Jimmy.

“Going back into the school after egging it? You really do got some cajones on you Hopkins, alright man see ya around”

Jimmy watched as his new companions wheeled off, before heading into the school. He walked through the halls silently and crouched, his time at Bullworth making him a lot more cautious. He listened hard but heard nothing.

“What the hell am I doing” said Jimmy, standing up and shaking his head.

When Jimmy heard he’d be temporarily transferring to a school with teachers trained in self-defense, he was genuinely worried. He was expecting it to be harder to do the things he wanted here, but it was quite the opposite. From what little time he’d spent in Akademi he’d found the place was a lot easier to goof off in. Outside of the guys in the martial arts class, most of the students were cowards so he could get away with just about anything as long as he flexed his bravado. On top of that, he could outrun and sneak past any teacher that just so happen to catch him doing any of his antics.

Not that that was a worry at all because unlike Bullworth this school had no prefects. When classes were in progress he basically had the school to himself. With all the crap he was getting away with here, it wasn’t that much of a shock that the “Delinquents” here considered him a god. Things were almost too easy here, he almost wanted to say he missed Bullworth. Then again, having the peace that he got here wasn’t so bad.

“Hm?”

Jimmy’s thoughts were suddenly broken by the abrupt sound of someone banging against...something. As Jimmy listened, the sound the banging slowly began to become much more frantic.

“What in the hell?” Questioned Jimmy.

Curiosity overcoming him, Jimmy followed the noise; venturing away from the path to his locker. The desperate sounds of fist slamming led him to a room filled with chairs, mats, and other equipment, leading him to believe this was a storage room. While it was filled with many things that Jimmy would consider junk, there was one thing that stood out; that thing being a large metal box. The box moved around, clearly indicating someone was inside frantically trying to get out. Realizing what was up, Jimmy immediately got to work trying to get it open.

There was a lock keeping it closed, but fortunately for whatever poor sap that was in the box, it was a combination lock; Jimmy’s specialty. With a few twists and turns, Jimmy managed to get the lock undone, before opening the box. As soon as the lid to the box opened, an orange-haired girl came popping out of the box, her face stained with tears. Her arms and legs were bound up tightly with two pieces of brown rope and her mouth was covered by duct tape. She screamed through her taped mouth, desperately trying to get out of her restraints. Jimmy quickly grabbed hold of her, only making her panic much more than she already was. He’d seen this girl around the school with some black haired guy, but couldn’t quite remember her name.

“Hey, hey, hey, calm down, I’m not the one who put you here” Assured Jimmy.

The orange haired girl somewhat calmed at the sound of this but was very skeptical. She looked her would be savior up and down, unsure of whether to trust him.

“What’s with the look? I could have left you here you know” Said Jimmy, his words striking fear into the orange hair’s heart. She shook her head no furiously.

“There we go, now that's better. Now your name is uuuuuuhhhhhh-” Jimmy snapped his fingers a few times before the name finally came to him. “Osana right?”

The girl nodded her head, confirming.

“Alright good, now I'm gonna take the tape off your mouth and your gonna need to keep from screaming, got it? I don’t know who put you in this box but they probably plan on coming back and I don’t think you want that happening before I get all this stuff off you, right?” said Jimmy.

Osana nodded once more, having a lot more trust in the stranger before her.

“Great, now hold still” said Jimmy before ripping the tape off her mouth.

“Ow!” said Osana.

“Hey what I just say” said Jimmy.

“You just ripped the tape off my mouth baka!” Quietly exclaimed Osana.

“Whoops” Unapologetically said Jimmy, before getting to work on her wrist restraints.“What exactly are you doing in this box anyway?”

“I don’t know” said Osana.

“What do you mean you don’t know?” said Jimmy

“I mean I don’t know! I was getting ready to leave school when someone grabbed me from behind and stuck a needle in my neck” getting annoyed by her would be Hero.

“So you don’t know who put you here? Wonderful it's gonna be great knowing we’ve got a kidnapper on the loose” Said Jimmy.

“Oh god I don’t even wanna think about that, come on hurry up on those ropes, whoever took me could be coming back any minute” worriedly said Osana.

“I’m trying here, whoever put these on really didn't want you leaving” said Jimmy.

“Well try and h-”

Osana’s face suddenly became one of pure horror.

“AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!”

Jimmy wasn’t a rocket scientist, but he knew exactly what a scream like that would mean. The young bully turned around, just in time to avoid an ax headed straight for his skull. Of course, him jumping out the way meant the ax had to go somewhere.

CRUNCH

Jimmy, now lying with his back on the floor, was forced to witness the axe meant for him go straight into the skull of Osana. Her screams of shock were silenced, but by some horrifying miracle, she clung to life, despite having an axe deeply embedded into her cranium. Of course, her life didn’t last long. The axe’s wielder pushed their foot against Osana’s face, before kicking her off the murder tool. Osana twitched in place, blood gushing from her now open wound.

She wanted to yell out from the pain she felt, but was unable, due to her frontal lobe being in ruins. The wielder of the axe took a few moments to look at someone she hated bleeding before her, then with one swift movement, slammed her axe back down on the poor girl's head, effectively chopping Osana’s skull straight down the middle. The killer let the axe drop along with Osana’s body back into the box. Luckily for the killer any blood that had come from Osana mostly stayed in the box, leaving them little to clean up later. Of course, she could not start getting rid of evidence before dealing with another hindrance.

The murderer before Jimmy looked him in his eyes. She wore a school uniform similar to the other girls at the high school and wore her hair in a ponytail. One could call her an average looking girl if it wasn’t for the fact that she held a soul-piercing glare and a uniform covered in blood on. Any classmate of hers would call her Ayano Aishi, but anyone who knew the evil that lurked in her would know her better as Yandere Chan.

“You’ve seen much more than you should have” spoke Yandere, her voice sounding as dead as the girl slumped in the box beside her.

This girl's words took Jimmy out of the shock he was feeling. He eyed Yandere as she reached behind her. He had no idea what she was about to pull out but he certainly was not about to find out. Fueled by pure adrenaline, Jimmy jumped to his feet and made a beeline for the door. Yandere, anticipating Jimmy’s reaction, pulled out a box cutter and aimed to swiftly slice through Jimmy’s neck, but to her surprise, the young man ducked under her attack and darted out the room. Shocked by how nimble her fellow student was, she quickly shoved Osana’s corpse into the box and slammed it shut before running after Jimmy. She’d have to deal with her mess after she dealt with this witness.

Though Jimmy had put a decent distance between him and the psycho girl behind him, she was somehow quickly caught up. He was gonna have to fight her at this rate. Jimmy did a mental note of what he had on him

“Fuck!” Thought Jimmy.

He’d gotten too comfortable in this damn school and had left his best weapons in his locker. If he could manage to make it to his locker he could possibly get this bitch off his back or better yet, maybe he could knock her out and leave her ass for the police. Either option would be good. As he looked back both Jimmy and Yandere locked eyes. With Yandere chan quickly gaining ground, both knew they were gonna have no choice but to

Jimmy looked at his options. He couldn’t just go straight for his locker, she’d cut him up before he even got a  chance to open it. Jimmy broke eye contact with his attacker and looked in front of him. Straight down his path he saw the perfect opportunity to get some distance between them. Jimmy took a sharp left, dashing up the stairway to the next floor. Yandere seeing this was pleased by the rash act. Instead of running for the exit, the foolish boy had chosen to stay in the school. She knew this school much better than this kid, she should have no trouble taking care of him now. She turned the same corner as Jimmy and made it halfway up the stairs, but as she went she saw that Jimmy was standing at the very top holding a blue bag in his hand. Jimmy gave a cocky grin, before tossing the bag’s contents down the stairs; the contents of the bag being multiple marbles. Yandere eyes widened from the surprise attack, but she was not able to prevent it. The marbles found their way under her feet and she slipped, falling backward and tumbled down the stairs; the stair edges leaving bruises and cuts as she went.

She recovered quickly, sitting herself up and feeling her head. Yandere took a look at her hand and saw the fresh blood that surely was not Osana’s.

“Awwww, did someone have an accident?”

Yandere’s eyes darted up at Jimmy, who stood on the stairs mockingly. Jimmy knew it probably wasn’t smart to taunt someone coming after your life, but what could he say? He can’t change his nature. Unfortunately for Jimmy neither could Yandere. Yandere pulled a pair of scissors from her skirt and threw it with a precision only a killer could have. Jimmy just barely managed to duck. He glanced at the pair of scissors behind him, now deeply embedded into the wall, before looking back at Yandere who was now getting back up.

“Alright time to go” Thought Jimmy, continuing up the stairs.

Jimmy made it to the top and kept straight.

“Alright Jimmy can't run forever “ said Jimmy, stopping and catching his breath.

With the limited time he had Jimmy scanned the rooms nearest to him. A few classrooms came to view, but the main one that caught his interest was the science lab.

“I can work with that” said Jimmy, before quickly making his way into the room.

As Jimmy entered the room Yandere herself made it to the top of the stairs, a bit rough for wear, but fine. Annoyingly enough her target was nowhere to be seen. She doubted he'd gotten far, and she had just the thing to confirm her suspicions. Yandere chan closed her eyes and when she opened them the world around her had darkened. While she could not clearly see the world, certain objects stood out; the most interesting thing being moving chemicals in the lab room.

Unless this boy was a fool, the fact that he had run to mess with chemicals was a clear sign that her target was not like the average student she was used to putting down. It was an inconvenient development, but not quite something to worry about yet. Of course going into a room with him having made god knows what was not smart.

Yandere’s eyes fell to something in the workshop.

Jimmy’s hands moved, mixing and matching different compounds. Despite his rough personality, he had done very well in his chemistry classes. He hated the work Dr. Watts had pushed on him at the time, but now he was thankful for it. If he managed to make it out of this with his head on his shoulders he'd be sure to thank the man in person.

“There we go” thought Jimmy.

Jimmy Pocketed his items, but as he was putting away his stink bomb he noticed a familiar looking shape in the glass. The student of Bullworth yanked his body to the side, avoiding having the back of his head sawed through by a Circular Saw wielding Yandere chan. The lovestruck girl was not deterred. She continued her assault, slashing at the younger student. Jimmy put his boxing skills to use, bobbing and weaving past each attempt on his life.

Though with such a small space he could only avoid the slashes for so long before one of them landed a successful hit to his arm. Jimmy let out a pained cry, giving Yandere a wide open shot that she gladly took. With one swift movement, Yandere sliced upward, cutting straight through Jimmy’s coat and leaving a tremendous gash on his chest. Jimmy could not help but stagger back grabbing his chest in excruciating pain. Yandere did not hesitate, she raised her saw, ready to land the killing blow, but Jimmy was not quite done yet.

He was hoping to hold onto it for a bit longer, but having no other choice, Jimmy slammed down the stink gas in his hand. It took only moments for the gas to engulf both Jimmy and Yandere chan, the only thing separating the two from the situation is that Jimmy had held his breath. Ayano, not expecting the gas, took in a full breath of the odor, immediately sending her into a coughing frenzy. Out of pure instinct, she dropped the saw and covered her mouth and nose.

“W-What is this” said Yandere through her coughing fit.

“Consider it a breath of fresh air you crazy skank” Called out Jimmy.

Yandere tried to look around for Jimmy, but her eyes had begun to burn furiously. She needed to get out. Ayano started moving in the direction of the door but suddenly felt herself become pelted with something that cracked on contact. Ayano, feeling no pain from what whatever had assaulted her pushed forward, eventually making her way out of the room coughing and gagging.

As she suffered through her fit she looked around and saw Jimmy had taken the time to escape. The only thing being left of him was an empty carton of eggs. Ayano took a glance at herself and quickly realized why they were empty. Ayano gritted her teeth and clenched her fist until she felt her nails penetrate her skin. It was not often that Yandere felt emotion, but right then she felt a simmering rage bubble up inside her. This was going from a hindrance to a full-blown problem. She needed to deal with this, she could not let this boy leave, everything she had worked for would be for not. Her senpai would be out of her reach. The thought itself caused her eye to twitch. It was time to go, but first, she needed to grab a few things.

“Crazy broad” said Jimmy under his breath as he wrapped gauze around his arm.

Jimmy sat in a chair in the infirmary with several things of gauze, tape, and other medical items sprawled out on a table near him. His eyes stayed glued to the two doors as he finished up.

“Much better” said Jimmy as he hopped out the chair and headed out.

The Bullworth Bully poked his head out the door and looked around, before completely coming out. He hadn’t been in the school for that long, but if he remembered correctly the lockers should be right down the hall to the left. The halls and the exit. Jimmy pondered this. His bike should be just outside. As long as that psycho chick wasn’t waiting on the other side and he acted fast he should be able to get the hell out of the school and call someone else to deal with this mess.

With his little plan formulated, Jimmy cautiously made his way down the hall and sure enough, the lockers and the doors out were clear. Seizing the opportunity, Jimmy rushed over to his locker then began unlocking it before going through its contents.

“Here we go” said Jimmy, grabbing his weapons and his book bag.

With all his stuff on his person, Jimmy headed out. He quickly headed toward the exit and took a single step out the door before

THWAK!

getting a face full of a wooden bat. For what was probably the third time that night Jimmy found himself flat on his back and disoriented. His vision quickly came back to him, allowing him to see his murderous pursuer hop on top of him and try to bring a kitchen knife down on his throat. Jimmy just barely managed to block her advance with his arm, but to his surprise, this skinny girl was a lot stronger than he thought. They both struggled against each other, Yandere gaining the most ground.

With the knife inches from his throat, Jimmy thought fast and dug through his inventory and pulled out a spray can, before letting loose on Ayano’s face. Yandere yelled and covered her eyes, giving Jimmy the opportunity to grab the collar of her shirt and force her down, giving her a savage headbutt, before shoving her off.

Both students climbed to their feet, yandere rubbing paint out of her eyes and Jimmy quickly grabbing the baseball bat Yandere had discarded. The two looked each other up and down. Jimmy's shirt was torn on the chest and the sleeve, blood visibly staining where he'd been cut. Ayano, on the other hand, was covered in scrapes and bruises from her trip down the stairs and was covered in a mixture of blood and egg yolk. One could say she wasn't the most menacing killer around if it wasn't for the fact that she was unsheathing a katana she had brought along with her. Both Yandere and Bully circled each other with a tight grip on their weapons.

“Why'd you do it huh? What that girl do to you” questioned Jimmy.

Ayano glared at Jimmy like a predator would its prey.

“What, you just gonna stare at m-

“She sealed her fate when she tried to take my senpai away from me” stated Yandere.

Jimmy's brown furrowed at the sound of this.

“The hell is a senpai? ” asked Jimmy.

“Not A senpai MY senpai. He is my world, the reason I wake up in the morning, the reason I breathe. He's brought clarity to my empty life and I refuse to lose him to obstacles like Osana and YOU”

With that Yandere made her move, rushing forward and attempting to bisect Jimmy, but the bully of Bullworth quickly reacted and held his bat up to hold her off.

“So you killed that girl just so she couldn't talk the guy you liked? You really are nuts” said Jimmy.

“I don't expect nor care if you understand, besides-”

Yandere kicked Jimmy in his chest, making him stumble back.

“I don't need the opinion of a dead man”

Jimmy readied himself as Yandere lunged at him once more. He ducked and sidestepped her slashes, before attempting a swing at the girl. Ayano moved out of the path of the bat and slashed horizontally at Jimmy's stomach. Jimmy reacted by jumping, but was not quick enough and once again felt metal cut his flesh. The pain was excruciating, but he bit down on his lip to ignore it and swung onward.

His swings while holding power behind them moved sluggishly, making them easy to avoid and punish. With each swing, Yandere found openings and cut as she could and while Jimmy was doing well in blocking his vital points, Yandere’s strikes were beginning to mount. Jimmy jumped back, desperately needing to get some distance between the two. Ayano would not allow this for long though. She inched forward, giving a quick swing of her blade, effectively getting the built-up blood off it.

“You know what?” said Jimmy, throwing the bat to the ground, catching the attention of Yandere chan.

“Fuck this”

Jimmy pulled out his most explosive weapon; the bottle rocket launcher. Yandere was taken aback by the sudden weapon change. While she had no idea what exactly the weapon was, given its design she could take a wild guess. Yandere turned and dashed back into the school, narrowly dodging a bottle rocket that went off behind her.

“Where ya going huh? Thought you wanted to get rid of me?” called Jimmy.

Jimmy followed in after and saw Yandere trying to scurry behind the lockers. He took another shot, just managing to catch Yandere’s foot as she turned. Yandere let out a surprised shriek, before quickly taking off her now searing shoe.

Ayano gritted her teeth, clearly not happy about her new predicament. She hated to say it, but she was gonna have to retreat and hope the sudden shift in power kept Jimmy pursuing. She’d have to be quick though if she wanted to avoid being shot and luckily for her she’d bought a certain something that would help with that.

Jimmy approached Yandere’s hiding place, prepared to empty his ammo into her emotionless face when suddenly Ayano took off running from her hiding place to the door to the school’s plaza. She moved at a speed much greater than the one she’d been going. As Jimmy momentarily was taken aback, he caught a glimpse of under Ayano’s skirt, getting a clear view of the pair of spats she’d changed into.

“Oh no you don’t” said Jimmy, running in after her and taking aim.

Jimmy shot off another rocket, but with Ayano’s new found speed, she easily dodged it.

“Shoot” said Jimmy, having no choice but to reload.

Jimmy looked up from his weapon and found Yandere was completely out of sight. The young man looked around, hoping to catch a glimpse of the psychopathic girl, but saw nothing of her.

“Damn it” cursed Jimmy before taking cover behind a nearby tree.

He hadn’t heard the sound of any of the doors slamming so she was definitely still in the plaza.

“She wants to play stealthy huh?” Thought Jimmy. “Well two can play that game”.

Jimmy took off his bookbag and pulled out a green Ninja suit...

From there the plaza was silent, the only sound filling the room is the rustling of the blossom trees. The two teenagers moved about the mini park, trying to get an exact location of the other. Then someone struck.

“Ah!”

Yandere held her shoulder and quickly took cover behind a bush. As she hid she got a quick glimpse of Jimmy, now wearing a green ninja suit and armed with a slingshot.

“Where does he carry all these weapons” thought Yandere, rubbing her shoulder.

Yandere idly looked around, possibly preparing herself to move to another bush, when she noticed a shovel not too far from her. Not her ideal weapon, but it’d do. Making use of her spats, Yandere jumped from behind the bush and quickly retrieved the shovel. Jimmy shot at her the second she revealed herself, but Ayano, like a pitcher at a baseball game, smacked the projectile away and ran toward Jimmy. The Bullworth student seeing the impending danger continuously took shots at Yandere but did not get a clear shot in due to her sidestepping each attack. Seeing that his slingshot wasn’t going to cut it Jimmy switched to his bottle rocket.

He tried to pull the trigger, but Yandere was already on him. With one good swing Yandere smacked the handmade weapon from his hand, effectively disarming him, before swing once more, this time getting a solid hit on the side of Jimmy’s head. Jimmy went down, dazed from the hit. He made an attempt at getting himself to his feet but was knocked back down from another blow to the head.

“You have been a real nuisance for me, a much as I’d like to smash your head in with this shovel I need to finish this without making a mess” said Yandere.

Jimmy’s vision was nothing, but a haze. He just barely registered the fact that Yandere was wrapping her arm around his throat. He feebly grabbed at her arm. Through his distorted vision, Jimmy saw Yandere pull something from her skirt. Realizing she was up to no good, he grabbed hold of her other wrist and struggled to stop her from attacking.

As his sight slowly began coming back to him he saw exactly what Yandere was trying to use on him; a syringe filled with god knows what. Seeing the threat, Jimmy found himself filled with new found adrenaline. He fought harder against Yandere’s wrist, but given his position, he had no chance of winning the struggle in the long run. Seeing no other option, he thought of what he had that could possibly get him out of this position.

“Come on Jimmy, think! Think!” Thought Jimmy, the syringes edge moving dangerously close.

Suddenly Jimmy remembered his brief time in the science lab. Jimmy removed his hand from Yandere’s arm, his throat now feeling her full grip, and went into his inventory. What Jimmy pulled out was a half ripped open bag of itching powder which he sent the contents of directly into Yandere’s face. Yandere screamed, her eyes suddenly burning and her face becoming unbearably itchy. She could not help but drop the syringe and scratch her face, giving Jimmy the opportunity to push her off of himself. Both scrambled to their feet, one doing much better than the other. Yandere’s scratched her face furiously, though in her fit she realized she was in no position to fight and tried making an attempt for the door. The keyword being “tried”.

In her attempt at escape, Jimmy pulled out the single firecracker he had made and threw it, getting a clean shot into Yandere’s back, knocking her down.

“No more running you nutjob” said Jimmy, walking over to Yandere’s fallen form.

Jimmy put his foot down on Yandere’s back, preventing her from moving then pulled out his spud gun. She struggled under his foot. If given enough time she’d probably be able to get from under him. Lucky for him he didn’t need long.

Bang!

Bang!

Bang!

Bang!

Bang!

Bang!

CRACK

Bang!

CRACK

Bang!

CRACK

Jimmy dropped his now empty spud gun and took a few steps back as he looked at what he’d done. Yandere lay limb the back of her head caved in with several bloodied potatoes surrounding her head. Jimmy had seen many messed up things in his life, but a corpse was not one of them. Jimmy fought back the urge to puke as a realization came to mind.

He needed to get his story straight.

Chedda: I think I’m gonna be sick….

Chuck: Get used to the feeling, they don’t call this Death Battle for nothing, now on to the verdict. While this fight seemed like a close fight, this was actually a clear-cut victory for Jimmy. While both are very physically capable compared to their peers Jimmy actually held the edge in both Strength and durability

Chedda: Yeah, Jimmy can take hits from and hurt the likes of Russell, the strongest kid in his school who cannot only crack concrete with his charges but also tank an explosion. On top of that Jimmy has been hit with a sledgehammer, taken hits from trained boxers, and rip pipes out of walls. Meanwhile, the best Yandere can do is handle being thrown to the floor super hard and win a power struggle against the martial artist, which really doesn’t stack well against Jimmy.

Chuck: As far as movement speed goes they should be about equal. They both have high stamina and can run for god knows how long. Reaction wise though? Yeah, we’re gonna go ahead and give that to Jimmy. Jimmy has shown to be able to take on whole groups of opponents at once, some of these opponents being physically fit and boxers. Meanwhile, you wanna know what happens to yandere when average everyday students decide to gang up on her?

She gets put the fuck down

Chedda: Language Chuck! Have a little respect for the dead

Chuck: I’m not gonna respect a murderer Chedda, anyway Yandere when you compare arsenal one would think Yandere has the clear edge. All her weapons are actually lethal, right? Well ignoring the fact that she doesn’t carry all her weapons on hand, which by the way is a HUUUUUGGEEEE hindrance for her since Jimmy has all his weapons with him at all times, what Jimmy brings to the table is just better. Yes all of Jimmy weapons are long range which could hurt him in a close-up fight, all his weapons either one shot or do crazy damage to Yandere with a single hit. The slingshot, the bottle rocket, the spud gun, the firecracker, these are all things that would only need a minimum of two hits to knock out Yandere. And even though they don’t kill, though some of them could if used correctly, knocking someone out leaves them wide open for a good ole head stomping.

Chedda: Unfortunately so, even if Yandere managed to get in close, Jimmy is much more skilled in combat and could hold his own or possibly even disarm her. On top of that if things were to get too bad, Jimmy could always get her off him using things like his stink bombs, his marbles, or itching powder, all things that Jimmy has plenty of.

Chuck: So we’ve well established that a frontal confrontation wouldn’t go well right, so perhaps she could go a different route and stealth her way to victory? The answer is no.

Chedda: No?

Chuck: No. You see she may be quite good at stealth, being able to sneak into her senpai’s house and get his toothbrush, sneak up on students and stalk her senpai without him noticing, but Jimmy is no slouch in the manner of stealth either.  He’s consistently avoided prefects, avoided police officers WHILE vandalizing a house, snuck around the girl's dorm, AND snuck into an asylum and broke out his friend. You know saying all this out loud, I’d go as far as saying that Jimmy is the much better of the two in the manner of stealth. So while it's possible that Yandere could sneak up on Jimmy, it's just as possible for Jimmy to sneak up on her.

Chedda: But Chuck, what about Yandere vision

Chuck: Ah yes yandere vision. Yandere vision would be great for helping Yandere find her weapons, but she would not be able to see Jimmy with it. What made me come to that conclusion?  

Well, a few things:

1. Yandere likely sees her rivals and has information on them because they are always around her senpai, which could very likely be the reason as to why she can see them in her Yandere vision; meaning it wouldn’t make sense for her to see Jimmy if that's the case.

2.“Rivals” in Yandere’s game are people who are actively trying to date Ayano’s senpai, and Jimmy does not fit that bill.

3. At the end of the day, Jimmy is just an opponent to Yandere, similar to the heroes in Yandere’s game. She does not suddenly get to see the heroes just because she is fighting/struggling with them so there is no reason Jimmy would be any different

Chedda: Ah that makes sense

Chuck: Alright now let's get their clothing and the abilities out of the way

Chedda: Oh I got this one! So both sides have great advantages. Jimmy’s Ninja suits making him more stealthy and increasing his weapon strength and accuracy

Chuck: Which is a killer since Jimmy's weapons already oneshot her

Chedda: Hush it's my turn! Yandere’s best panties allow her to mess with sight and makes her faster. Both sides do really well in this regard since it strengthens what both may be lacking in.

Chuck: The problem they both share is that they can’t stack these abilities, though we’re gonna go ahead and give the edge to Yandere since she would more than likely be able to switch panties faster than Jimmy could switch suits.

Chedda: Alright with all that out the way, let's speak on the small things such as Vehicles

Chuck: Jimmy’s skateboard gives him better mobility on the run and his bike, moped, and Go-Kart should be much faster than Yandere’s Bike. If not his bike then his Moped and Go-Kart for sure.

Chedda: And their smooth talking

Chuck: If they started off talking it's completely possible that Yandere could have tricked Jimmy with her charms then killed him, meanwhile Jimmy’s charms would fail since Yandere only has eyes for senpai. Though this is death battle, not talk battle, so this wouldn’t really be something to worry about at the beginning and I doubt either would want to sweet talk the other when fighting to the death.

Chedda: Let's not forget that Jimmy always has a healing option

Chuck: He does?

Chedda: Yup! If he were to kiss Yandere he’d be given a 100% health bonus, making him good as new

Chuck: Ha, he’d probably throw Yandere into a frenzy with that. Especially since it’d be her first kiss

Chedda: Oh no, that’d be no good

Chuck: Ha don’t even sweat it Chedda, she won’t have to worry about any kissing now that she has a hole in the back of her head. Guess you could say she’s a MASHED POTATO Huh? Huh?

Chedda: …

Chuck: Yeah I'll get better at the puns, the winner is Jimmy Hopkins

Jimmy Hopkins (WINNER):
+Stronger
+More Durable
+Better reaction time
+More experienced in combat
+Better Vehicles
+Jimmy’s weapons > Ayano's weapons
- Ninja Costumes take longer to put on
-No killing experience
-Less deadly Arsenal